RobNip™ 46.5 – Cry Baby Rob
Johnny Depp may have rocked that pompadour HARD in Cry Baby, but I’m pretty sure that Rob, hair greased up high in that leather jacket, rocks it even HARDER!
Cry Baby Rob has the ability to turn even “square” girls into naughty vixens — you know he’s done the same thing to us! Even when he’s doing hard time, Cry Baby Rob manages to look so good it’s positively criminal. Just thinking of him behind bars is making me cry a single, hot tear — yeah, it’s no surprise that Rob is making me moist in all the right places!
Upon his release from the penn, I am gonna show Cry Baby Rob the best time he’s ever had. And then we’ll get tattooed together to commemorate the event — if you can call a week-long romp a single event.
Now excuse me while Cry Baby Rob croons a song, I need to prepare for that “event.”