RobNip™ 46.4 – Sweeney Todd Rob
As we join Rob on his journey through Johnny Depp’s most memorable roles we can’t help but be a little afraid of Sweeney Rob. After all, the demon barber of Fleet Street, with the assistance of Mrs. Lovett, turned his victims into “meat pies” which bear a startling resemblance to Hot Pockets.
While Sweeney Rob looks dreamy in those period clothes (ponders — what kind of underwear would he be wearing), and while he gets to use that lovely voice of his (*cue panties melting*) the whole serial killer aspect of the role kinda freaks me out a little. Wait, if I imagine myself at Mrs. Lovett, can I wear a corset? ‘Cause my boobs would be rockin’ in a corset. Surely that would distract Sweeney Rob from his murderous doings!
Alright, we’ll let Sweeney Rob get back to his practiced use of the straight razor while we further consider these matters. I’ll be looking for my corset. Hot Pocket, anyone?