RobNip™ 46.3 – Edward Scissorhands Rob
We love it when Rob revisits the roles of Johnny Depp. After all, who else could possibly make the emo-pale-anti-social-oddball thing so super hawt?! Well, hawt if you need a snappy haircut or need your “hedges trimmed.” *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Scissorhands Rob may be an “uncommonly gentle man” but . . . he looks good in black. And a young gentleman like him needs lots of one on one time to increase his social skills and interaction, right? Forget about Kim and her weird fake blonde straw hair, Rob Scissorhands. I’ll be happy to provide you with excellent socialization opportunities. And, it would be GREAT to have you handy when my hedge needs trimming.