Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 46.3 – Edward Scissorhands Rob

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We love it when Rob revisits the roles of Johnny Depp. After all, who else could possibly make the emo-pale-anti-social-oddball thing so super hawt?! Well, hawt if you need a snappy haircut or need your “hedges trimmed.” *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Scissorhands Rob may be an “uncommonly gentle man” but . . . he looks good in black.  And a young gentleman like him needs lots of one on one time to increase his social skills and interaction, right?  Forget about Kim and her weird fake blonde straw hair, Rob Scissorhands. I’ll be happy to provide you with excellent socialization opportunities.  And, it would be GREAT to have you handy when my hedge needs trimming.

2 responses

  1. Wow no offense to Johnny but Rob should have totally played this part (even tho he was like maybe 4 when they made this movie) maybe they should do a re-make! LoL #Deppbert

    Looks great xoxo

    August 18, 2010 at 9:57 am

  2. 3hboyshouse

    Wow, only slightly creepy! I am seeing more creepo-pale than emo-pale, but my love for all things Rob goes deep (twss).

    August 18, 2010 at 11:17 am

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