Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 45.4 – Janitor Rob

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You know the student body needs all sorts of maintenance and care.  When you go back to school, feel confident and excited knowing that Janitor Rob will be there to look after you.  He’s ready to check your pipes and plumbing, he’s got amazing skillz with his hands, he’s got that lovely, dark janitor’s closet with a sturdy sink you can perch your butt on while enjoying a little between-classes rendezvous.

Janitor Rob has a really big, err, ring of keys, and with his “big ring” he has open and easy access to just about anything ifyouknowwhatImean *wink wink, nudge nudge.*   The best thing about Janitor Rob is that he is there early, late, whenever you need a quick bit of maintenance work.

4 responses

  1. floryp

    OMG, I love the detail of the ID!

    And he looks hot! I would totally go to the janitor’s room with him…

    August 12, 2010 at 10:38 am

  2. Kash

    LMAO Great manip.

    August 12, 2010 at 10:59 am

  3. Taylor Beyle

    hahaha it would be unfair to have a janitor that hot at school!!

    August 12, 2010 at 9:15 pm

  4. Tesha Cullen

    yeah, we never had a janitor that looked like that. holy sh*t!!! where’s this closet with the mop bucket again, i think i need to borrow some chalkboard cleaner!!!!!!

    August 16, 2010 at 9:43 am

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