Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 45.2 – Nerdy Rob

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As we go back to school, once again we remember that sometimes the  most delicious boys are the ones taking advanced math and computer classes, playing D&D on the weekends, and hanging out at comic book shops.

After all, Nerdy Rob approaches his physical handling of women much like he handles any issue or problems:  he uses his superior intellect and analytical skills, he pays attention to stimuli and the ensuing reactions, and he arrives prepared to deliver at all times.

Besides, with Nerdy Rob, you know you wanna pull off those glasses, push those comic books off of his desk, and replicate some of the most interesting poses and positions his exhaustive research has turned up.

Don’t judge a book by its cover!  Nerdy Rob may need a head to toe make-over;  when nervous, he makes frankly unattractive facial expressions; and it will require some work to develop him to his full potential.  Keep your eyes on the prize and enjoy the help with your homework.  Nerdy Rob will be worth the investment!

2 responses

  1. valerie

    This is killing me. Lol

    August 10, 2010 at 10:39 am

  2. Tesha Cullen

    bring on the GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    August 16, 2010 at 9:57 am

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