Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 44.5 – Fashion Fail Rob – Day 5

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What a way to end Rob Fashion (FAIL) Week than with our boy dressed as…

What the hell is that, now that we mention it? Is there even a single word to describe an outfit that’s some kind of demented unicorn with dubious sexual orientation? Actually, yes, there is. It’s called freaky-deaky. When we think of Rob and unicorns, this is the last thing we’d dream up…or even have nightmares about. Whether it’s the assless latex or the rainbow pastel mohawk, there’s just too much wrong for us to even speak of this again. Thank God Rob left the world of modeling in lieu of acting. Girl parts the world over heave a collective sigh of sheer relief.

10 responses

  1. LeslieJ

    It’s so wrong I can’t stop staring.

    August 6, 2010 at 4:59 pm

  2. taypattz

    hahahaha this is my fave so far of the fashion fails!!

    August 7, 2010 at 9:21 am

  3. Jane

    I would love to see Rob, and I am sure others would also, in a cowboy hat, bare chest, low riding jeans and bare feet. I have never seen a picture of him in a cowboy hat and am dying to for I know it would knock the socks off all of his ladies and probably some gentlemen.

    August 8, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    • Tesha Cullen

      I vote for cowboy hat and bare feet too. i may be strange but i love feet and i can’t find a good pic of Rob’s, if anyone has a good one, let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      August 16, 2010 at 9:40 am

  4. June Velcro

    Ok, this totally busted me up. Coffee came out my nose. Hilarious and brilliant. Well done!

    August 9, 2010 at 12:35 pm

  5. Eowyn

    Muhahahahahaha so funny!

    August 13, 2010 at 4:56 am

  6. 3hboyshouse

    Wow, just wow. Love the site ladies! You are officially bookmarked!

    August 13, 2010 at 12:06 pm

  7. Tesha Cullen

    this last pic is so wrooooooooooooooooooooooong on so many levels, you know our dear boy would probably actually do this for laughs, but it hurts me to look at it!!!

    August 16, 2010 at 9:39 am

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