Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 44.4 – Fashion Fail Rob – Day 4

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Oh Fashion Week Fail Rob, when I said I wanted to “fold you like a pornographic poster,” well, that’s not quite what I had in mind.  When I said I liked your strong, broad shoulders – I meant au naturel — no ginormous shoulder pads necessary for me.  And when I said you made me feel like you were Aladdin and I was Princess Jasmine — well, what I wanted was a magic carpet ride, not for you to don felt low rise booties.

So whadya say we put the outfit into the recycling bin, lose the shoes, and give you that rolled out of bed look that you wear so well…

2 responses

  1. Eowyn

    Real clothes?

    August 13, 2010 at 5:06 am

    • lol. oh yes, the clothes are all real

      August 13, 2010 at 8:52 am

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