Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 44.2 – Fashion Fail Rob – Day 2

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Fashion Week Fail Rob has me, quite frankly, speechless with today’s ensemble.

The hat, pieced together from Nana’s crocheted potholders, the sea anemone growing out of his collar and draped around his shoulders, the anatomically correct heart across his chest, even the attached glove — none of that fails quite  as hard as the built in weiner-and-nuts-coozie, which is clearly ill-fitting and too small.

Rob, Rob, I’ll be glad to button your shirt for you (I’ll even match them up right), find you a lovely hat to warm your pretty head, help you lose the jacket and put on your trusty hoodie, and most of all, if your bits need warming and coddling – I’m up to the task.

So come on over, and I’ll dress you up, dress you down, or best yet, just plain undress you, Rob!

One response

  1. Smitten

    Bahahaha – I am loving Fashion Fail Rob!! Thanx for the giggles!

    August 3, 2010 at 11:09 am

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