Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 43.5 – Robster’s Dicktionary – Sports Edition

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It’s finally time for another Robster’s Dicktionary! Yay! Mmmmmm. Robster.

Ahem. I mean Robster….

Robception (noun): when a member of the Robsessed manages to run into Rob somewhere and give him a little what for…

Penalty (noun): what happens when a member of the Robsessed shows Rob a little bit too much fangirling action. Dean is forced to step in and give them a penalty.

Tuck rule (noun): A rule stating that Rob shall nevermore take part in any action which could be perceived to be a “Tuck.” (Did you know this is a rule in American football? I did not…)

Scrum (noun): the look of having just rolled out of bed after a night of beer, hot pockets, and loose women, worn by both Rob and TomStu. (Doesn’t this word just sound dirty?!)

RBI (noun): Rob’s Balls In! (Way more fun than that stupid baseball definition…)

Spread Eagle (noun): (1) What my legs involuntarily do when looking at Rob porn… (2) Preferable Rob positioning after too much beer (see scrum).

Wiffle bat (noun) : term of affection for any plastic, rubber, and/or silicone phallus-shaped object used by women after viewing Rob Porn. Usage: Beks named her new purple wiffle bat “Rob,” ’cause it’s long and strong, just like Rob’s own.

We hope you join us again soon, for another round of Robster’s Dicktionary!!

4 responses

  1. Sweetvenom69

    Scrum?! Haha but I agree with “tuck”! That’s unacceptable!! Lol

    July 30, 2010 at 10:36 am

  2. passionsonsflower

    Peenism: all adjectives describing Robs peen. Such as nuclear weapon,magic wand,one eyed monster..etc..etc

    July 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm

  3. Penalty! Lmao! #TeamDean

    Looooooved all the definititions. I would love to know more of the words included in this Dicktionary 😉

    July 30, 2010 at 9:13 pm

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