RobNip™ 43.5 – Robster’s Dicktionary – Sports Edition
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It’s finally time for another Robster’s Dicktionary! Yay! Mmmmmm. Robster.
Ahem. I mean Robster….
Robception (noun): when a member of the Robsessed manages to run into Rob somewhere and give him a little what for…
Penalty (noun): what happens when a member of the Robsessed shows Rob a little bit too much fangirling action. Dean is forced to step in and give them a penalty.
Tuck rule (noun): A rule stating that Rob shall nevermore take part in any action which could be perceived to be a “Tuck.” (Did you know this is a rule in American football? I did not…)
Scrum (noun): the look of having just rolled out of bed after a night of beer, hot pockets, and loose women, worn by both Rob and TomStu. (Doesn’t this word just sound dirty?!)
RBI (noun): Rob’s Balls In! (Way more fun than that stupid baseball definition…)
Spread Eagle (noun): (1) What my legs involuntarily do when looking at Rob porn… (2) Preferable Rob positioning after too much beer (see scrum).
Wiffle bat (noun) : term of affection for any plastic, rubber, and/or silicone phallus-shaped object used by women after viewing Rob Porn. Usage: Beks named her new purple wiffle bat “Rob,” ’cause it’s long and strong, just like Rob’s own.
We hope you join us again soon, for another round of Robster’s Dicktionary!!