RobNip™ 43.2 – Football (aka Soccer) Rob
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Balls are always checked for firmness. Mhmmm.
Parents always cheer when you score… ahem. Weird.
You can score using your head or your feet. Which really brings to mind some very kinky shit.
You can juggle balls in front of your mother… Also kinky shit. We’re on a roll today, heyoooo!
Ah well, why don’t you kick that ball this way, Rob. There might be a ‘no hands touching’ rule in soccer, but we don’t have any rules. RAWR. Score!