Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 43.2 – Football (aka Soccer) Rob

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You know what the best things about soccer/football are?

Balls are always checked for firmness. Mhmmm.

Parents always cheer when you score… ahem. Weird.

You can score using your head or your feet. Which really brings to mind some very kinky shit.

You can juggle balls in front of your mother… Also kinky shit. We’re on a roll today, heyoooo!

Ah well, why don’t you kick that ball this way, Rob. There might be a ‘no hands touching’ rule in soccer, but we don’t have any rules. RAWR. Score!

4 responses

  1. Oh, lawd. I hadn’t realized how kinky football really is. I kinda like it 😉

    Also… :::thuuuud::: and the socks! Lmao!!

    July 27, 2010 at 10:44 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      the socks def died me!

      July 28, 2010 at 11:23 am

      • i agree. the socks died me also

        July 30, 2010 at 9:00 pm

  2. Chloe

    I might actually watch the world cup now. yum

    July 27, 2010 at 11:15 am

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