Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 40.3 – Axe Shower Gel Rob

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Aw, poor Rob looks like he’s holding on to that bathmat like it’s the only thing in the world that would cuddle with him. No worries, sweet cheeks. Just give us a clothes pin to put over my noses, a few sexy nurse’s uniforms, and we’d gladly give you a nice, long sponge bath–complete with a happy ending. Just remember, though: nothing washes off shame and loss of dignity. But who cares?

One response

  1. silent minority

    Currently Bel-Ami does not have a US distributor. It has distributors for UK, Germany, Greece, France, Brazil, Indonesia, Australia, Italy, and Korea. Bel-Ami also has deals for Russia and Netherlands. Sales rep Protagonist Pictures may have a N. American deal in the works. Protagonist (the company that made BA) is an indie foreign film company. Protagonist is going to release BA in limited (foreign) release in November 2010 in time for the award season. It is hoping after that to open for wider release. But that’s all contingent on how well it does in limited foreign release. However, there are a lot of Robert Pattinson AKA:RPatz supporters in the US that I’m sure want to see BA. This petition was created by a group of RPatz supporters who would like to see more of RPatz work outside of the Twilight Franchise. Please if you live in the US and would like to see Bel-Ami released in the US please sign our petition. The link is below.

    Thank You!

    July 11, 2010 at 3:13 pm

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