Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 40.2 – Mr Clean Rob

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Mr. Clean Rob will get you all dirty, then make you clean, bit by bit.  He will definitely COME in handy.  Cuz ya know, staring at him makes your chair unsanitary after a while.  I mean look at that smooth, shiny head.  Doesn’t it remind you of another head that you’d like to get acquainted with?

Uh oh!! We may have a problem! Did you hear Mr. Clean Rob is in the hospital?

He has ammonia. *dun-dun ching* I’m here all day folks! 😉

2 responses

  1. floryp

    OMG, NO!!!! The hair! The haaair!!!!


    June 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm

  2. ” *dun dun ching* im here all day folks!”

    that made me lmao XD great job on this one!

    June 29, 2010 at 1:43 pm

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