Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 39.2 – Country Singer Rob

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Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darrrrlin Pattintine…yer lookin mighty…constipated?

Not sure if country-western crooning suits Rob all that well. It’s still up for debate whether he’s pining over his lost love and warbling a sad melody about his broken heart, or if he’s just trying to remember if he buttoned his shirt right before getting on stage. He does look rather intensely introspective. Yeah, he’s definitely trying to remember if he buttoned his shirt right.

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