Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Ballet Rob

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This week we’re imagining Rob as a contestant on “So You Think You Can Dance?” Today, Rob is going back to his roots, competing in ballet…It’s been awhile since Rob last practiced ballet… He’ll need to make extra sure to limber up beforehand, because we are gonna ride him hard! Erm. With his ballet, I mean. Let’s all watch as Rob stretches his entire body. Just look at how his muscles ripple as he prepares to devastate us with his amazing moves… As he bends over the barre, I’m reminded of all the ways he could bend me over. Sigh. Ballet Rob might just be the end of me…

Fuckhawt ballet fanfic:

The Ballet Studio by Cherette

Cullen Ballet Academy » by butterflybetty

Ballet Slippers » by Simone and Marie

Dancing to the Beat of a Different Drum » by JeanetteAnthony

One response

  1. rpattzgirl

    OMG, that is sooooo wrong!!!!

    June 14, 2010 at 10:07 pm

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