Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 37.4 – Animal House Rob

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Next, we’re envisioning Rob in Animal House!Rob looks eminently fuckable in that toga and olive branch crown… The cosmo might be a bit much, but Rob is very secure in his manhood.

Since Rob is pledging Delta Delta Delta, he’s looking for someone with a certain “morally casual attitude.” What a coincidence! That describes me! I’m more than willing to help Rob slip that toga down a little so I can get to his most important bits…

Here, honey, have a bottle of Jack. It’ll loosen you up a little.

Toga! Toga! Toga!

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