Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ – You Fic It, We Nip It Contest

Here is what we want from you:

We are holding another contest that gets you, the fantastical fans, involved. We want you to unleash your perv a little. 🙂

Here is the deal…

1) Think up an idea for a RobNip™

2) Send us a picture to go with that idea. RobsButtonsBabe will create the manip for you. And lastly….

3) Write a Fanfic to go along with the manip

All those who are interested will need to email us at with your pictures and written piece of work.

We will pick 5 winners whose FanFic and RobNip idea will be featured on our blog.  Not only will they get their shot to be a RobNip Celeb for a day, but they’ll also win a fucktabulous prize!!!

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Rules and Regulations:

  1. No full nudity is allowed in the pictures.  We are pervy gals, but we don’t want to create porn.
  2. One entry per person.
  3. THE ENTRIES ARE ANONYMOUSE!! Once they’re emailed to us, a “gatekeeper” takes the name off the entry and the judges do NOT know whose fic they’re judging. DO NOT TELL ANYONE WHICH ENTRY IS YOURS OR WE KICK YOUR BEHIND OUT.
  4. The fic should be a one-shot.
  5. Word minimum: 1,000 words. Word maximum: 7,000 words.
  6. The fic must contain at least one lemon. If you are not sure what a lemon is, you might be in the wrong place. 🙂
  7. Please, no rape, physical/emotional abuse, extremely weird lemons that include animals, killer clowns, chainsaws, or potty functions. We’re demented but we’re not that demented.
  8. Get that damn thing beta’d. We have a hard enough time catching our own typos/grammatical errors. If that shit looks like a monkey did a tap dance on your keyboard, no one here will voluntarily expose themselves to an inevitable migraine. In other words, find someone to proofread your entry.
  9. It doesn’t matter who Rob’s partner is in your fic. Be creative. All Edward/Bella all the time can be boring…
  10. Slash Fanfic is permitted.
  11. The Fanfic must have one of Rob’s roles from any of his films as the main character. Here’s the whole list you can choose from:
    • Edward Cullen (Twilight, DUH!)
    • Jacob Jankowski (Water for Elephants)
    • Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
    • Georges DuRoy (Bel Ami)
    • Tyler Hawkins (Remember Me)
    • Salvador Dali (Little Ashes)
    • Daniel Gale (Bad Mother’s Handbook)
    • Toby Jugg (The Haunted Airman)
    • Richard (The Summer House)
    • Giselhar (The Ring of the Nebulungs)
    • Rawdy Crawley (Vanity Fair)
    • Phineas (Unbound Captives)
    • Art (How to Be)

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Deadline for turning in your entry:

Friday, June 25th

Remember: It will take time for us to manipulate the pictures, judge the entries, and pick winners.

When will the winning fics be posted?

We want everyone to enjoy Eclipse so we would like to let a l’il dust settle from that.

We will “plan” to post one winner each day during the week of Monday July 12th.

Prizes will be as follows:

4th and 5th place will receive a poster of our beloved Rob.

2nd and 3rd place will receive a New Moon Tee Shirt with the Sex Walk Rob on it.

1st place is going to be a surprise because we like to be all scandalous like that 😛

Contact us with any questions:


Twitter: @RobsButtonsBabe @rpattzlawyer @angrybadgergirl @thechagrinedone

14 responses

  1. Tracy

    I was wondering what type of picture you need before we write the fanfic. And should we send the idea to you as well? Sorry, I’m just a bit confused.

    You have an awesome site!

    June 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      whatever your fic is about you need to find a pic for me to manip. basically a manip to just go with your fic. make sense?

      June 4, 2010 at 5:43 pm

      • Tracy

        yes, thank you for clearing that up!

        June 4, 2010 at 5:47 pm

  2. no lemons with chainsaws! i’m out.
    cool contest.

    June 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      ha! 😛

      June 4, 2010 at 5:43 pm

  3. niqu_uniq

    i think its THE RING OF NIBELUNGS (not rise..hehe no offense (^o^)V

    June 5, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      whoops TYPO! LOL thanks

      June 5, 2010 at 10:00 pm

  4. damn no killer clowns? *taps out*

    June 5, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      LMFAOOOO i have no come back on this DAMMIT lol

      June 5, 2010 at 10:05 pm

  5. SweetVenom69

    Damn… I wanna write a juicy lemon with MC Patt E Pattz… LOL! On a serious note, can we just mention one of Rob’s characters (just as a passer-by in the story) and not write the o/s about that character?

    June 12, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      it should be written either from the perspective of one of rob’s characters or one of robs characters (or rob himself) must be one of the main characters
      focus should be on him

      June 15, 2010 at 10:57 am

  6. houseofsouth

    Can I send in a fanfic from that I wrote?
    It´s about Rob and Kris, no Twilight caracters in it. And I only have one picture and It´s only with Rob, nobody else. And It´s not all done yet, but a lot of lemon!!
    Love houseofsouth

    June 23, 2010 at 8:56 am

    • Yes, sure. Just make sure what you send can stand alone. 🙂 Thanks for your interest in our competition!!

      June 23, 2010 at 9:01 am

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