Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 35.5 – Jet Ski Rob

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Mmm, mmm, mmm. It’s Friday! The sun is shining, the waves are choice, and Rob wants to go full throttle. He can come at us with his stand-up any day of the week–Friday or not. How many strokes ya got in that engine, baby? Bet we can make it purr. Freestyle or freeride, it’s all good. Just take us for a spin.

4 responses

  1. THROTTLE ME ROB!!!!!!!!

    May 28, 2010 at 10:37 am

  2. #PervSpellCheck HE can CUM at us… ;))

    May 28, 2010 at 10:39 am

  3. Aww, he looks so happy! And smooth….coughslipandslidecough* LMAO at pervspellcheck.

    May 28, 2010 at 1:07 pm

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