RobNip™ 35.4 – Surfer Rob
Wow, Rob really loves the water sports! Surfer Rob hefts his board on those strong, sculpted shoulders, looking out over the waves, assessing the break and the wind, with zen-like concentra—– oh hai there bikini babes! Even when in the water, Surfer Rob remembers what is really important.
You know Surfer Rob needs someone to lovingly rub that cake of Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax onto his deck. You know he needs someone to tie that leash around his ankle. Someone has got to slather sunscreen onto that tanned, toned body. Most importantly, Surfer Rob needs someone to make sure that the velcro on his board shorts is tightly fastened, to assure there are no mooning accidents.
I am most assuredly up for that task. In fact, I’m willing to help Surfer Rob get wet, get dry, and insure that he won’t suffer the discomfort of sand in any, umm, unusual places. Surfer Rob needs his bikini betty!