Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 35.3 – Water Skiing Rob

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Today Rob is testing out water skiing. Shockingly, he’s not that great at it. Probably because it requires some coordination and athleticism… two things that he’s repeatedly said he doesn’t really have.

Oh well, I love you anyway, Water Ski Rob! With those sexy little shorts reminding me of all that you DO have, I’ll just wait patiently until you’ve had enough, then I’ll help you get out of those wet, clingy things and you can show your athletic skills in another, far more natural, way.

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