Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 35.2 – Boating Rob

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Oh hell to the yes, motherbitches! Rob + boardshorts + boat + cooler full of brewskies and snacks = full of win. He’s like Jeff Spicoli, only not in high school and with better hair. He looks a little unsure on his feet, though. He ought to sit down cos the boat seems awfully unsteady. It would be tragic if someone were to accidentally fall on top of him. While naked. And by tragic, we mean awesome. And by someone, we mean us.

9 responses

  1. VolvosMakeMeSmile

    BHAHAHAH!!! That is awesome!!! Love those wonky legs 🙂

    And I love the Merman Rob on the banner! Nice work!

    May 25, 2010 at 10:48 am

  2. I’m thinking of a song…CUM SAIL AWAY…

    May 25, 2010 at 12:52 pm

  3. LeslieJ

    Damn he’s cute! And are those actually Heiney cans in that cooler?!?!?
    “Doooooood, strap on the wakeboard and let’s go! The lake waits for no one!”

    May 25, 2010 at 2:22 pm

  4. Ellen

    This looks Photoshopped…

    May 25, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      duh, that’s because it is! what do u think this site is about? o_O

      May 25, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    • LMFAO. ya think?

      May 25, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    • Kash

      O.O¨ ahem…
      Maybe it looks that way because it is actually… photoshopped? Just a hunch mind you lol

      May 25, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    • Mamaeve

      You have got to be fing kidding me…

      May 25, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    • Wait, what? These are FAKE pictures of Rob? I am shocked and embarrassed. How could people stoop to this? Purposely putting him in compromised positions and then writing snarky/pervy captions to go with them?!? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

      Ladies, I am throwin’ on my Louboutins of Righteous Indignation and hoofing it somewhere more respectable. Like the Perez Hilton blog. At least I know the ejaculate on people’s chins in those pictures are REAL.

      May 26, 2010 at 1:16 pm

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