Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 34.2 – Rave Rob

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It’s day two of Rob’s Cannes vay-cay, and we at RobNips have more snapshots of our boy’s south of France exploits.

Our source, the one and only Deep Throat, had this to share…

Rob and TomStu got the ravers worked up and ready to hug each other incessantly. It was strictly glowsticks and pacifiers all night long. And a lot of teeth grinding. And sweating. When asked if it bothered him that no one under the age of 35 would even go to a rave these days, he shrugged, scoffing “Are you nuts? This place packed with cougar hotties.”

4 responses

  1. Jaime

    Love it! 🙂

    May 18, 2010 at 9:55 am

  2. SweetVenom69

    So is DJ Rob E Rob related to MC Patt E Pattz?! Haha

    May 18, 2010 at 9:58 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      LMAO! YESSS

      May 18, 2010 at 10:19 am

  3. bumblingblog

    *Mm ch mm ch mm ch mm ch*

    *Waving glowsticks wildly*

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DJ TomSturbia & MC Patt E Pattz on the ones and twos!!!

    May 18, 2010 at 4:56 pm

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