Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 34.1 – Beach Rob

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Rob spotted beachside at Cannes!

Forget everything you hear about Rob filming Water for Elephants in L.A. Our special source — Deep Throat — says all that stuff is clever photo-manipulation. We at RobNips have exclusive access to Rob’s super stealthy vay-cay at the world-renowned film festival in the south of France.

It appears that Rob is trying to avoid tan lines on his legs… His cleverly designed bathing suit will certainly help his with that! Rob has joined the Baywatch babes — who have transplanted themselves to the coast of France for the occasion — in their iconic running on the beach. Make sure you watch Rob’s lower end! While the babes boobs will be bouncing, something much more interesting will be flopping around in Rob’s spectacular suit!

7 responses

  1. SweetVenom69

    You should slap on a pair of his shiteous black Nikes onto his feet!! Lmao

    May 17, 2010 at 9:54 am

  2. Faye~fayezeewayzee

    MY EYES, MY EYES…I FEEL THEM BURNING OUT OF MY SKULL!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

    May 17, 2010 at 9:57 am

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  4. OMG!!! LMFAO!!! This is so funny!!!

    May 17, 2010 at 10:13 am

  5. oh my goodness….that is too cute

    May 17, 2010 at 10:23 am

  6. All kinds I awesome!!!

    May 17, 2010 at 2:57 pm

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