Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 33.1 – Navy Rob

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Before we start into today’s post, I would like everyone to welcome AngryBadgerGirl to the RobNips Crew!

“In the Navy, yes, you can sail the Seven Seas! In the Navy, you can give Rob’s junk a squeeze!”

Okay, so maybe we’re playing a little, uh…fast and loose with the lyrics to that disco classic. But honestly, was it any wonder all the Village People were gay? It takes a village to resist wanting to let your hand go south of his equator. No lie.

8 responses

  1. Faye~fayezeewayzee

    YEAH! It’s the one I’ve been waiting for! Think I’ll join now! The Navy that is! ;0)

    May 11, 2010 at 9:46 am

  2. Holy hell…
    ABG!
    Can I give his junk a squeeze right after you? Come on surely our twisted friendship gets me a cut in line!?!?!

    May 11, 2010 at 10:16 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      bwhahaha

      May 11, 2010 at 10:42 am

  3. Hey, I’m friends with lots o’ h00rz. But Ang is one of mah fave h00chies. So, yes, you can git a squeeze in. Just be gentle. I need him in good working order. xD

    May 11, 2010 at 10:47 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      *snicker*

      May 11, 2010 at 4:13 pm

  4. yummy, love Navy Rob in the Dress Whites.

    May 11, 2010 at 11:39 am

  5. hmmmm… yum. that.is.all.

    May 11, 2010 at 12:08 pm

  6. yuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm. sign me up(for robnip navy)!

    May 11, 2010 at 6:14 pm

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