Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 32.4 – Garbage Man Rob

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Nothing could make the world of sanitation engineering more palatable than having Rob as your personal public servant. . .

Garbage Man Rob will pay your home a visit a couple of times a week, giving you the perfect excuse to run outside in a little chemise and bedroom heels to gawk at him.

After a long day at work, Garbage Man Rob is ready to shower off the grime of the day, and really play down and dirty with you.

Rob, I’ve got something for you to pick up right now, something I just don’t need anymore *pulls off chemise.* Now come here and lemme give you bath.

4 responses

  1. now thats hot

    May 6, 2010 at 10:45 am

  2. Yesss!!! RobStu/TomBert FTW!

    May 6, 2010 at 11:15 am

  3. LeslieJ

    If they were picking my garbage up at 6am, I wouldn’t be so angry at the garbage truck! Hell, I’d be sitting outside sipping my coffee waiting for them!

    May 6, 2010 at 2:21 pm

  4. yum! *fantasies start playing in head*

    May 6, 2010 at 5:39 pm

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