Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 31.4 – French Quarter/New Orleans Rob

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Tourist Rob is now ready for debauchery and delight.  What better place than the French Quarter in New Orleans, where party is just how people operate?

The French Quarter is the most famous neighborhood in New Orleans for good reason —from the balconies overhead Tourist Rob can not only see New Orleans’ amazing history, he can also lure willing women into showing him their wares.

From Jackson Square to Bourbon Street, in restaurants and crawling from bar to bar, Tourist Rob wants to dive right into the French Quarter experience.   Beer, food, boobs — it’s like Tourist Rob heaven.

Tourist Rob is quite the giver — he’s ready to show you his goods.  Lubricated with alcohol and a few strands of beads, he might even let you have a taste.

3 responses

  1. Valerie

    Lol. Love it.

    April 30, 2010 at 12:28 pm

  2. Faye~fayezeewayzee

    You know I think I saw that guy down on Bourbon Street the other day! He was shuffling around still lookin’ for some beads! I tried to take him home but…;0) my hubby wouldn’t hear of that!

    April 30, 2010 at 11:47 pm

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