Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 30.4 – Coliseum/Gladiator Rob

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As we continue our glorious travels with Rob, our next stop will be the brutal Roman Coliseum.

At the Coliseum, we get to see Gladiator Rob display his skills in hand-to-hand combat and thrill to his facility wielding a big, heavy, long sword.  Gladiator Rob is ready to fight as we, his rapt patrons, cheer him on.

We are confident that Gladiator Rob will triumph and at the end of the day.  And we know that a handsome, half-naked Rob will need to be pleased over and over again by some willing women.

As his patrons, we are more than willing to volunteer for pleasuring Gladiator Rob duty.  After all, we all wanna see him handle that sword, and every fighter needs lots of sword practice.

What do gladiators wear under that skirt, anyway?

5 responses

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  2. floryp

    Oh, he can wrestle with me any time!

    April 22, 2010 at 3:42 pm

  3. lovebeingme

    Look at the size of his sword!!!!

    April 22, 2010 at 3:52 pm

  4. You know those gladiators at the Coliseum charge for taking pictures with them… Rob doesn’t… =)
    I’d love to see gladiator Rob wrestling and I’d be willing to pleasure him anytime he wants. LOL

    April 22, 2010 at 11:38 pm

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