Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 29.4 – Clown Rob

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The next delight provided under the Big Top:  Clown Rob!

One of the brightest spots of the circus is provided by the levity of the clowns.  They say nothing quite appeals to a woman’s heart (and libido) like a funny guy — imagine what happens when you combine the hawtness of Rob with the ability to tickle a funny bone?   In fact, Rob can tickle me any time, and I’ll play with his funny bone.   Rob uses those long nimble fingers to, ummm, make balloon animals, and takes willing volunteers into the backseat of a teeny, tiny car with very tight quarters, ifyouknowwhatImean.  If you’re really lucky he may squirt you with “water” from his “special flower.”

Please, someone, send in the Clown Rob!

One response

  1. Christina

    omg! i would so do that clown!

    April 15, 2010 at 12:08 pm

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