Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 29.3 – Ringmaster Rob

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Ladies and gentlemen . . . okay no “gentlemen” *whispers* except for TomStu …  Please join Ringmaster Rob under the Big Top  where you are guaranteed to experience wonders never seen before.  Yes, Ringmaster Rob will be the master of ceremonies and will direct your attention to various acts and activities that will thrill your body and make your eyes wide with wonder.

Oh yes, Ringmaster Rob is so talented, he can run at least three rings smoothly, keeping women of all ages revved up and ready to go.

You know what they say about a man who wears a topcoat and tails, right? Ringmaster Rob wields that whip with authority and experience.  I’m ready to perform for him, aren’t you?

2 responses

  1. MOM!

    This screams Water for Elephants!! I LOVE IT!!!

    April 14, 2010 at 11:47 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      that was my intentions 🙂 films in 6-7 wks i think!!! woohoo

      April 14, 2010 at 12:44 pm

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