Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 29.2 – Tightrope Rob

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Rob at the circus is now prepared to demonstrate his mad skillz on the tightrope.

That’s right — Tightrope Rob knows just how to use a rope bound tightly to awe and amaze.  He knows how to ride with agility and grace.   He knows just how to work that pole for maximum performance.  Watching the muscles tense in his bare torso, clad only in those form-fitting shorts.  Wow!  It suddenly got very warm in here.

Tightrope Rob is welcome to bind me tightly and ride whenever he feels like showing me some of those skillz.

One response

  1. LeslieJean

    “He knows just how to work that pole for maximum performance”
    *gigglesnort*

    April 13, 2010 at 2:39 pm

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