Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 26.2 – Tampons Rob

Okay, so today’s product advertisement is pretty self explanatory. No?

I’m going to assume this is Rob’s preferred brand.  And I believe his slogan saying would be, “Arrrr Matey try me tampons!!! Does your average blood thirsty pirate wench need a VERY sturdy tampon?!?  It’s strong enough to plug up a hole in me ship!”

9 responses

  1. Okay I don’t have my laptop back so saw the tweets about this but could not open the blog until now. I am laughing so hard right now… you are brilliantly funny and talented.

    March 24, 2010 at 10:31 am

    • Lol. Thanks – @robsbuttonsbabe is the brain child behind these

      March 24, 2010 at 10:42 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      thanks! this was one i wrote at like midnight so i was a bit on the spunky side and some how pulled off a decent post. IM PROUD SUE ME! 😛 lol if you visit often you will notice i dont write many of these posts im just not as brilliant as Rpattzlawyer and Amberchagrined.

      March 24, 2010 at 12:13 pm

      • That is just not true!!

        March 25, 2010 at 7:51 am

        • RobsButtonsBabe

          😛 u two write better than i do FRO sho’ im just good at nipping 😀

          March 26, 2010 at 12:15 am

  2. “Fer pluggin the bloody hole”??? Mahahahahahaaaaa!!!

    March 24, 2010 at 10:35 am

  3. Lmao! thats hilarious but he ain’t plugging no hole in the boat with the hook ha ha ha. Not sure what else to add, seen them before, and sparkly dildo’s too! lmao.

    March 24, 2010 at 10:40 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      LMFAO

      March 24, 2010 at 12:11 pm

  4. fayezeewayzee

    LOL! If I still had the need for this product, I’d venture to say that this would be the brand I would choose!!! I don’t think I have anymore blood left inside me?! Hey, that must mean I am a vampire?! Cool!

    March 24, 2010 at 10:40 am

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