Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 24.4 – Johnny Cash Rob

Oh my fucking gawd. Johnny Cash Rob is so fuckhawt, I’m may have just come.

God damn! Johnny Cash Rob can take me into the Ring of Fire anytime! Afterward, maybe we can head down to Jackson for even more sexy times.

Watch yourself though! We all know that Rob can spontaneously impregnate with a single glance… If you aren’t careful, you might just end up with a Boy Named Sue…

Or, if you get caught enjoying the sexy times outside, you might just end up in Folsom Prison.

One response

  1. LeslieJean

    *gasp*

    And I thought you couldn’t top yesterday…

    *Standing-O* (and a sitting-O, and lying down-O) 😉

    Well done. Very well done.

    March 12, 2010 at 12:44 pm

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