Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 23.1 – Inglourious Basterds Rob

No joke here. Robert IS a bastard. A gorgeous, fuckhawt bastahd!

If you need a hero, send in the Inglourious Basterd.

Inglourious Basterds Rob is looking for eight volunteers  to serve behind, ummm enemy lines. He needs volunteers who can commit to performing certain deeds without question.    I’m ready, willing and able, how about you?

After all,  what is hotter than a ruthless man in uniform?   A ruthless Inglourious Basterds Rob out of that same uniform.

Now, where do I sign up?

4 responses

  1. alyssa

    Omg I loved this movie and when I watched it in theaters I was totally picturing rob in needs part mhmm. Soooo hot and I’m willing anyday he needs me to dp anything ill make sure we both are at full salute by the end of the day ifyouknowwhatimean mhmmm

    March 2, 2010 at 9:29 am

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  3. neverthink

    nom nom nom

    March 2, 2010 at 9:05 pm

  4. LeslieJean

    Lovin’ the ‘stache! This is hot… hmm… the more I look, the more I’m REALLY lovin’ the ‘stache. Brad ain’t got nothing on Rob!

    March 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm

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