Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 21.4 – Luge/Bobsled Rob

As we reach the end of our RobNips specific Olympic coverage, we now get to see Luge Rob and Bobsled Rob.

Join us in watching Bobsled Rob as he jumps into that big phallic symbol and races into our hearts… While Rob doesn’t have much bobsled training, we’re hoping for a “Cool Runnings” type ending.

Next up is Luge Rob!

We’re really starting to love these Olympic Games! We’ve never seen so much of Rob in skintight, fuckhawt outfits!!

While it’s unlikely that Rob could actually win in either of these sports, he will still break records…

They give gold medals in panty-dropping competitions, right? Cuz Rob would win every single category…

One response

  1. lesliej21

    Re: Bobsled Rob–I think he’d be good at stearing that big sled down a slippery course. I mean, he’s got to be good maneuvering big phallic things like that, right?

    Re: Luge Rob–I would pay a lot of money to be the person under him. Of course I’d want to switch, I’d be on top….

    Re: Panty-dropping Rob: Ugh, is there a platinum medal? And I’m not sure if his neck is strong enough for all the medals he’d win in that competition!

    February 19, 2010 at 1:34 pm

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