Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 21.3 – Speed Skating Rob

Today we’re along for the ride as Rob tries his hand at speed skating.

With that skintight outfit and the skates that allow him to slide in.. erm… anywhere, this is one of the hotter sports that Rob has tried.

When the gun goes off, just watch Rob pump with those skates, getting ever closer to the finish line. We’ll be waiting for him there, ready to congratulate him with our celebratory birthday suits on…

4 responses

  1. Leslie

    Now this is a sport I can get on board with! My mind went to the gutter in .03 seconds when I saw this. That skin tight suit is… gah! And I’d love nothing more to peel it off of him!

    Ok, off for some alone time with thoughts of Rob in that tight suit. humina humina humina.


    February 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    • LMAO! We’re right behind you, don’t worry.

      February 18, 2010 at 3:45 pm

  2. i love so hot!!!

    February 18, 2010 at 3:50 pm

  3. Lynda from philly (@lostinphilly57)

    Speed-Skating Rob will give Apolo Ohno a run for his money!!!!! He’s so adorable! They BOTH are adorable, but Speed-Skating Rob would win the race.

    February 18, 2010 at 8:49 pm

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