Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 18.2 – Bel Ami Rob

As you know, this week, in addition to celebrating the Robeard, we are also celebrating Rob’s upcoming role in Bel Ami!

We’re incredibly excited for this movie (and the pictures from the set), for a number of reasons.

1. There is sex. Lots of it. TONS of it. The story is about a man who sleeps his way to success. What’s not to love about that?!

2. Rob will once again be in period costume. Remember how hot he was in (his deleted scene in) Vanity Fair? Fuckhawt! God damn, I’m gonna need a few minutes to recover. Tight-fitting pants, billowing shirts, etc. Gah! I’m not sure I’ll be able to handle it.

3. The only thing better than period costumes (or tight fitting jeans). NUDITY. Now, this is complete speculation on our parts, but girls can dream, can’t they? I think it would be completely appropriate for Rob to have a nude scene or 10.  He’s already shown a willingness to be nude in other parts (yes, I’m referring to “the tuck.” countdown to group shudder in 3… 2… 1…). But seriously. Now that studios have shown a willingness to put full male frontal in movies — Sex and the City or Scary Movie, anyone? — we think we have a good case. Honestly, what would make for a bigger box office than period dressed Rob peen?!

And so now we go back to imagining that that is us in the above picture. Join us tomorrow for more of @robsbuttonsbabe’s artistic renderings of what we’re hoping for in Bel Ami.

6 responses

  1. Kisa

    That last pic! OMG! I need a moment (or two)! Wow, just wow!

    January 27, 2010 at 11:03 am

  2. moonC

    The second one? brb, where’s my panty drawer???? LOL
    Great job. If I didn’t knew I would think it’s from rehersal :o)

    January 27, 2010 at 11:29 am

  3. ginaransomxX

    The tuck *shudders* thank God Robs not playing a homosexual nut job in this one! Rob, no more roles like that mmmKay?

    Jizztastic manips rbb!!

    January 27, 2010 at 7:11 pm

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  5. Adalia

    OMG! let me catch my breathe…….this is toooooo exciting!

    January 28, 2010 at 8:32 pm

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