RobNip™ – A Celebration of the Robeard
You may have noticed that, in the last month or so, we have seen a re-emergence of the Robeard. Now, some think it’s a travesty to hide all of that amazing jaw porn, but we here at RobNipulations disagree.
The Robeard should be celebrated!! Accordingly, today we are exploring other famous beards… the beards heard ’round the world, if you will.
Ah yes, the Roberham Lincoln Beard. He looks all prim and proper, but we know what’s lurking underneath. Can you say commando?! woot!
The Joaquin Phoenix Robeard. Could only occur if Rob suddenly went insane, decided to end his flourishing acting career, and embarked on a mediocre crazy/music tour. For fuck’s sake, we hope this never happens. Keep your sanity, Rob!!
Cast Away Robeard. Now this, we can really get behind. Rob in a mere loincloth, all sweaty and dirty and fuckable? RAWR! What’s not to love?! Rob at his most primal is just fuckhawt. We’d certainly be okay with being marooned on an island with Cast Away Robeard.