Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 17.2 –Matrix Rob

Today Rob is stepping out of the “dream world” into the reality that is the Matrix, so he can save the world.

Rob is now “Neo” and has to make a decision: the red pill or the blue pill?  My question is: which one will fullfill my fantasies?

Just imagine his flexible body dodging bullets with ease.  That kind of flexibility could come in handy when Rob and I make a few dreams come true… ahem. IfyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo 😉  Now that would be a dream no one would want to wake up from, no?

Matrix Rob’s mad skillz — with guns and in the bedroom — will have me asking… Are you the one?

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