Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 17.1 – Big Fish Rob

Today, we’re re-imagining Rob as the lead in Big Fish, replacing Ewan McGregor (who is also wicked fuckhawt).

Edward Bloom is a grand storyteller, and, as everyone knows, a storyteller knows the best ways to bring our fantasies to life.  That’s exactly what Big Fish Rob does. He will reel you in with his Southern drawl and his, *cough* BIG fish!  Who wouldn’t drop their panties for that?

Doesn’t he look fuckhawt in that uniform? Makes us want to take him behind those sheets and teach him how to shout “Yes, Ma’am!”

Big Fish Rob, we salute you! And from the looks of what’s hiding in those pants, you salute us, as well!

2 responses

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  2. alyssa

    Hey I just had like a tiny suggestion that would be amazingly funny you should think about doing a sharkboy rob because it would. Be amazing or probabyly a aqua lad rob that would be really fuckhawt!

    January 19, 2010 at 8:53 pm

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