Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday – Mr. Darcy Rob

This week we’re inserting Rob into some of our favorite movies, imagining what it would have been like if Rob had been the lead actor.

Today, we’re starting with Mr. Darcy, from Pride and Prejudice.

Now, Colin Firth is pretty fuckhawt himself, and he could teach Rob a few things about the art of eye-fucking, to really bring him to the next level… But Darcy Rob just sounds so fuckhawt, we can barely stand it. We think it’s a fairly safe bet that adding Rob to the role of Mr. Darcy would spice things up a bit. We’re practically guaranteed some up against the wall action, and the amount of eye-fucking that occurs in this role is simply astounding.

Some Darcy Rob fanfic for y’all:

Pretense and Preconceptions by Kindall W

Twilight Beneath Perfection by rewritten4u

First Impressions by Liv Tinuviel

Pride and Prejudice: Twilight Version by The TwilightTwin

6 responses

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  2. Micki_Martini

    I fucking love this! I always thought only Firth is the real Darcy but after looking at this, well damn, another remake perhaps?

    January 18, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    • Agreed! I love me some Colin Firth Darcy…. but Robert Pattinson Darcy? *died*

      January 18, 2010 at 9:03 pm

  3. God

    That is just wrong.

    January 18, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    • Ah well, to each his own. Thanks for checking in, God….

      January 18, 2010 at 10:28 pm

  4. Doodlecake

    Blasphemy.

    January 18, 2010 at 10:02 pm

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