Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 16.3 – Wicked Rob

I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! Pretty and witty and gaaaay! Oh, whoops. Wrong show. Dammit!

Well, as you might have guessed… today, Rob is playing Elphaba in Wicked! Isn’t Wicked Rob pretty? And gay?

As you can imagine, Wicked Rob requires all of Rob’s acting chops.

We happen to think Wicked Rob just sounds so fabulous… maybe he should stay Wicked Rob forever!

They say that no one mourns the wicked, but we can honestly say that we PREFER the wicked. 😉

We’re glad that Rob isn’t “that girl.” Know why? Because certain of his, erm, assets, are defying gravity. Care to take a guess at which one?

While Wicked Rob may not be popular, we know he’s just a sentimental man. A sentimental man with the hawtest green body around!

And since we only have one short day with him, we’re going to make the best of it.

So hop right on Wicked Rob’s, um, parts that are currently defying gravity… and do something bad!

2 responses

  1. Vanessarae


    January 14, 2010 at 10:10 am

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