Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Fuckhawt Monday – Grease Rob

Well, Rob had so much fun on Broadway a few weeks ago that he decided to go back… Today, he’s auditioning for Grease!!

Grease Rob is gonna give you chiiiillls… they’ll be multiplying. And pretty soon, you’ll lose control…

This Greased Lightning really is a pussy wagon… and the girls will certainly cream for Grease Rob.

I know I’ll certainly be spending my nights mooning over Grease Rob… and moaning, too.

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