Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 15.3 – Resolution Rob: learn to cook

Rob’s life is very hectic, but todays New Year’s resolution includes him becoming more adept in the kitchen.  Oh yes, Resolution Rob is the next Naked Chef!

Chef Rob wants to give it to you on the counter, on the table, under the table, heck, he’ll bang you up against the fridge.  Chef Rob has mad skillz with his big, umm, knife. Like any good chef, he knows how to get out the butter and slap it on THICK.  Wait, is that a big, fat, delicious beef stick hiding under his apron? Oh Chef Rob makes my mouth water. I’m licking my lips and ready, willing, and able to assist him in the kitchen — in any way I can.  Wouldn’t you agree?  If not you must have clicked on the wrong site. 🙂

2 responses

  1. Lisa

    Oh, yes Rob. Please show me that beef stick under the apron and throw me down on the kitchen floor now!

    January 7, 2010 at 12:05 pm

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