Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 15.1 – Resolution Rob: clean house

As you know, Rob has made several resolutions this year. Making sure he takes better care of his apartment/hotel room is high on that list. Let’s join Resolution Rob as he attempts to do some laundry.

No honey, don't put all of those colors together...

Rob, babe… I can think of some much more interesting activities to do on a washing machine. Just help me up…

Sadly, Resolution Rob got wet during all of the… erm, activities… with the washing machine, so he had to take his shirt off. He’s just waiting for the iron to get hot so he can finish up the laundry. Well, Rob, there’s something else here that’s wicked hot for you. Me. Wanna see how stable that ironing board is?

There’s something so satisfying about having a clean house. Rob certainly loves it. But Rob really loves that wonderful shag carpet. Oh look, it’s right in front of a fireplace! Rob might just have to finish the vacuuming later, because we’ll be busy with other things…

Poor Rob – he’s all tuckered out from this mornings many, um, activities. Let’s let him nap. He’ll need his energy for what I have planned for tomorrow…

16 responses

  1. twilightangel17

    That was FUCKING Fantastic. I Lurve you!

    January 5, 2010 at 11:52 am

    • rpattzlawyer

      Aw, thanks! We love you too!

      January 5, 2010 at 11:57 am

      • RobsButtonsBabe

        oh Benson i LOVE ur new pic 😉 lol

        January 5, 2010 at 1:39 pm

        • rpattzlawyer

          LOL. Oh? Do you recognize it? 🙂

          January 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm

          • RobsButtonsBabe

            LMAO!!! i think so…*scratches head*

            January 5, 2010 at 1:44 pm

          • rpattzlawyer

            LOL. well, let me know when you think of it :-p

            January 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      awesome! love u too!

      January 5, 2010 at 12:20 pm

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  3. Marystat

    LMAO I love this!!

    January 5, 2010 at 12:26 pm

  4. PDXSparkle

    Rob + Vaccum = Fucking WIN!

    January 5, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      isnt that shit HAWT? GAH!!

      January 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm

  5. Hilarious!! Love the one of him vacuuming. Used my fave VF 09 pic.

    January 5, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe


      January 5, 2010 at 1:41 pm

  6. LMAO! This is so funny! I love you girls!

    January 5, 2010 at 1:56 pm

  7. I love the bottom one!! Classic!

    January 5, 2010 at 8:56 pm

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