Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Dirty Cowboy Rob

Dirty Cowboy Rob. Gah!

From his dusty brown boots to the hat that he dips whenever he looks your way, Cowboy Rob is delectable in every way.

You know, you just can’t find a body like that in the city. There’s just something in the way that Cowboy Rob fills out those Wrangler jeans… It just makes you want to jump on top and ride him all night.

Hot damn that’s good! Cowboy Rob has strength and stamina to spare. Lucky for you, he’ll last far, far longer than 8 seconds. And at the end of a long, sweaty night, you just wanna say “good ride, cowboy, good ride.”

Cowboy Rob Fuckhawt Fanfic: That’s right, we’re FF pushers. Just give in.

All Hallow’s Eve by RobotMoose

Kinky Cowboy by ZOMGamber (Warning, slash: Jasper/Edward)

A New Frontier by Melolabel

Cheerleading Isn’t So Easy by Twilightx28

I Want to be a Cowboy, Baby by Brunettezki

Cowboy Up Revamped! by BetsyStrothgard

Wild Horses by HRHLadyEsme

Definitely check out the “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” community! Make sure to set the rating at M to get all of the lemony goodness!

4 responses

  1. Lisa

    Save a horse…ride a cowboy!

    Thanks for the morning laugh!

    December 28, 2009 at 10:41 am

    • rpattzlawyer

      That’s my motto, for sure! Glad we could make you laugh

      December 28, 2009 at 11:04 am

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  3. bouncy72

    *Squeaks* yum cowboy Rob…
    😦 My computer playing up & I can’t see “dirty Rob”….bummer

    December 30, 2009 at 5:41 pm

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