RobNip™ 13.1 – Elf Rob
Rob the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
Well, it’s Christmas time… And you know what that means. Rob is gonna get sloshed on Heini’s and dress up as Christmas characters! Nothing quite conjures up the Christmas spirit like Elf Rob bringing you special presents, and helping to fill your stocking with his candy cane of joy!
Elf Rob likes to stick to the four main food groups: beer, hot pockets, microwaved carrots and adoring elf girls.
I’m ready to sing Christmas songs with Elf Rob, ply him with Heineken and hot pockets, and roll around under the Christmas tree. Hmm, I wonder what’s under those tights?