Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 12.2 – Cats Rob

Continuing in his whirlwind tour of Broadway, Rob next auditions for the role of Macavity in Cats.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity...

Fortunately, Rob has never met a pussy… erm, cat… he didn’t like. With that super tight costume and frisky whiskers, Rob’s really in the mood to chase a little tail.

9 responses

  1. Lisa

    Puuuuurrrrrrrrr! Very Funny!

    December 16, 2009 at 12:01 pm

  2. RobsButtonsBabe

    Bwhahaha PUSSY! Oh, rpattzlawyer, you crack me up! He can chase my tail any day… just sayin’! lol

    December 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    • rpattzlawyer

      LOL. The pussy line was totally from @just_christy – I can’t take the credit for it 🙂

      December 16, 2009 at 5:59 pm

  3. PDXSparkle

    Sorry Rob, but this is totes a HAWTTT look for you. Good luck on Broadway!

    December 16, 2009 at 1:33 pm

  4. ROFL! Fab! Just wondering – does that make this post a cat-nip? ;o)

    December 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    • rpattzlawyer

      LMFAO. yes!!! that’s perfect!

      December 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm

  5. That man looks good as anything. HAAAAWT!

    December 16, 2009 at 5:51 pm

  6. mac

    I damn near peed my pants. Funniest thing ever. Hah!

    December 19, 2009 at 11:38 am

    • rpattzlawyer

      LOL thanks!

      December 19, 2009 at 11:18 pm

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