Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 11.3 – Lick a Little Rob

Another day here at Rob-Nipulations, and for today’s product placement advertisements, we give you Lick a Little Rob.  Just look at him sucking away on those pussy pops!  You know a guy is good at using his mouth when you see a sucker hanging out of it!

When I see Lick a Little Rob I immediately hear “Lil’ Wayne – She Lick Me Like A Lollipop”.  How about you?  Doesn’t it make your mouth water?  Even just a little? I think my salivary glands just kicked in. Uh oh! Get a drool bucket STAT!!

Have you felt like you’ve been missing out on multiple orgasms?  Well Lick a Little Rob has a new, innovative device that may just rock your world!

Lick a Little Rob wont lick you just any old way.  He’s got skills in the tongue flicking department that will make you moan like a horny whore on payday.  But this new, Patented Oral Sex Light ear piece works wonders, even for Lick a Little Rob.  He’ll spice things up by licking you at angles you never knew existed.  Not to mention, he can manage to lick you anywhere you can imagine… *fantasizing in 3…2…1*   Oh, hey! What where we talking about? Oh, right! Just don’t forget this ear piece is not only for Rob, but also for you to use.  So be kind and return the favor.  Won’t ya?  I know I will!

*A Special THANK YOU to @theshagdaddy and @ Neesie31

7 responses

  1. Lisa

    Wow….Now that was a Poof The Panties moment…Thanks

    I love Robnipulations…Always a great read!

    December 10, 2009 at 11:47 am

    • rpattzlawyer

      Thanks for the love 🙂

      December 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm

  2. Lisa

    I am so luving this!! Great suckers, lmao!

    December 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      im glad u love the site Cuz! 😉

      December 10, 2009 at 4:36 pm

  3. Marystat

    “Lick a little Rob” Oh the images THAT phrase brings to my mind…*salivating by the very thought* now where to start the licking, so many delicious ways..

    December 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm

  4. Meow!

    December 10, 2009 at 5:08 pm

  5. does anyone think porn is the only business still thriving during the credit cruch? I think many folks seek refuge in buying and wanking porn during the crunch

    January 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm

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