RobNip™ 11.1 – Walk of Shame Rob
You know how Rob said he never wanted to do product placement, but that he inadvertently promotes what he uses anyway (hello, Coke)? Well we like to imagine that Rob is also out there promoting condoms, just by using them (with whoever he wants, but we can dream).
But when he’s not trotting around wearing a replica of the 200% larger condoms that we know he uses, Rob does something that many of us have done at least once or twice before… the walk of shame. After some of the greatest nights of his life (with the RobNips ladies, naturally), Rob makes his way to his car with that fuckhawt freshly fucked look. Oh god. We’re having heart palpitations. Walk of Shame Rob doesn’t even bother to put his shoes on, because what’s the point? We all know that the next woman he walks by is going to do her damndest to get him in the backseat of that car!
But Walk of Shame Rob doesn’t just promote one brand of condoms, no, he promotes them all! Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Crown, Beyond Seven, Magnum, Contempo, Bravo… you want them, Walk of Shame Rob has worn them! And because Rob is truly a Boy Scout at heart, he feels that it is far better to be prepared. But maybe he went a little bit overboard this time? Nah, I’m fairly sure Rob will find willing women anywhere he looks…