Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Spy Rob and Assassin Rob

We’ve all seen movies or read books with spies and assassins. These guys make for great heroes! There’s just something about a beautiful, dangerous man wrapped in mystery… And Spy Rob and Assassin Rob are no different.

The prickling sensation on the back of your neck? It’s Spy Rob, watching you and waiting for the right opportunity. Don’t be afraid to invite him in — you know he’s specially trained in all sorts of advanced operations.  Spy Rob is also an expert at hand to hand combat. Armed with nothing but those magical fingers, he’ll wear you down into a quivering mass of jelly.

Spy Rob can slide right onto me...

Assassin Rob is particularly adept at handling a deadly weapon. So you know he’ll get the job done when he’s handling you. And Assassin Rob will definitely teach you how to properly handle his *ahem* gun.

Damn, Assassin Rob is fuckhawt with that gun!

Fuckhawt Spy Rob and Assassin Rob fanfic:

Détruit by Somah

It’s The Little Things That Kill by dariachenowith

The Ashes like Snow by dustyrose03

Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN

Spy Games by Jenn1987

One response

  1. LoveFreedom/Bellanieve

    He would make an awesome next BOND!!!

    December 7, 2009 at 4:03 pm

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