RobNip™ 10.1 – Aladdin Rob
You’re licking your lips and blowing kisses my way . . . ah yes, it’s Aladdin Rob. I can’t help but imagine his dextrous, almost gymnastic maneuvers, working his way through the streets of Agrabah. He may be a handsome ne’er do well, but I am quite sure he could do me well anytime. In fact, I’m pretty sure he wears those baggy pants for a reason, if youknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. . .
I’m even inspired by Christina Aguilera when I see that rakish twinkle in Aladdin Rob’s eyes. Oh Aladdin Rob, I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way . . . I know you’re up to the task. Aladdin Rob, I am ready to make your dreams come true.