Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 10.1 – Aladdin Rob

You’re licking your lips and blowing kisses my way . . . ah yes, it’s Aladdin Rob.  I can’t help but imagine his dextrous, almost gymnastic maneuvers, working his way through the streets of Agrabah.  He may be a handsome ne’er do well, but I am quite sure he could do me well anytime. In fact, I’m pretty sure he wears those baggy pants for a reason, if youknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. . .

I’m even inspired by Christina Aguilera when I see that rakish twinkle in Aladdin Rob’s eyes.  Oh Aladdin Rob, I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way . . . I know you’re up to the task.   Aladdin Rob, I am ready to make your dreams come true.

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